The following is a paid dinner program
Paul Rendleman’s Psycho Friends Network
Call me now. Dinner is in your future.
This Saturday, Nov 14 · 7:00 PM
1941 W Addison St, Chicago, IL
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Only$0.00Per minute
Tonight’s premonition
Kim Chee Stew
The spirits were very specific. It is red, it is bubbling, and it is already simmering in your future.
- Three things we foresee
- You will say “just a little.” You will not mean it.
- Someone at the table will ask for seconds. It is you.
- A light sweat is coming. Do not wear silk.
Your free reading
Your stew horoscope
The card has been drawn. It was the only card in the deck. Find your sign and accept your fate.
Fire signs
Aries · Leo · Sagittarius
You will say it isn’t spicy. Your forehead will disagree.
Earth signs
Taurus · Virgo · Capricorn
You will guard the tofu. The stars respect this.
Air signs
Gemini · Libra · Aquarius
You will talk through the whole first bowl and taste the second.
Water signs
Cancer · Scorpio · Pisces
You will cry. Blame the stew. Nobody will ask questions.
Meet your hostess
Dijon Warlock
Celebrity look-alike · Certified dinner psychic
“Friends, I see a table. I see a pot. I see you, reaching across someone for the kim chee. Call me now.”
Real callers. Real results.*
“She said I’d meet something tall, red and fermented. She was RIGHT.”Caller on line 2
“I called about my love life. I stayed for the tofu.”Caller on hold since 1994
“She knew I was hungry before I did.”First-time caller
*Results not typical. Callers are not actors. They are your friends, which is worse.
Operators are standing by
How it works
- Show up. Saturday at 7:00 PM, 1941 W Addison St. No touch-tone phone required.
- Get connected. A live psycho will sense your hunger and hand you a bowl.
- Stay on the line. Kim chee stew is served. Your future gets noticeably warmer.
First3 bowlsFree!*
*All bowls are free. We just like how it sounds.
The dinner hotline
1-900-KIM-CHEE
| Our rates | You pay |
|---|---|
| First minute | $0.00 |
| Each additional minute | $0.00 |
| Second bowl of stew | $0.00 |
| Knowing your future | Priceless |
Good for one free readingShow this page at the door. Your reading will be: “You look hungry.” It will be accurate.